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Poetry--About the webmaster

Welcome to my page, there is a lot to do on the site check out the latest Jokes, Shopping, Video clips and there is plenty more to do here.

The webmaster, brainstorming!! Let me know if you have any suggestions about the site and I hope you enjoy!

Work Policy

Always give 100% at work.....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays


I am sorry that you haven`t gotten much email from me lately. It is because I am tired. For a couple years I have been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out the real reason. I am tired because I am overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work. Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government. This leaves 19 million to do the work. Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work. There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work. Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you`re sitting there reading Webmaster notes?!. No wonder I am tired; I am the doing ALL of the work myself.

About the Webmaster

Born and raised in the Bronx, New York now residing in south Florida. My love for hip hop was first and then came my love for programming and web design, eventually obtaining my degree in Computer Programming and Analysis and later on my BS in Technology Management / IS -- update now my Masters in Computer Information Systems

A former Employee of The Knot a wedding related website as a QA Specialist. I've been in the IT field for over 10 years now and enjoy NFL (Redskins), NBA and MLB. Also if you have not noticed by now I am from the Bronx. I am always looking to hear comments & suggestions or just nonsense rants, so Drop me a note!


Turn you on

I love to see you at the spot where everybody knows your name We are drinking shots at the bar and like a car I am switching lanes Avoiding all the traffic no details or getting graphic I am pulling up then filling up with unleaded..till we headed to my crib, I love to hear you say that sexy sh** You whisper in my ear we're in the rear like fugitives lurking until we get the chance to slide on the low so these two Hennessey's are our one's for the road you were off at the start of the night but my mission is to flip you like a light switch to the on position. Turn you on

A poem to make you think.....

This is a poem that you want to read! This is not just a poem This is a poem that controls your mind. This poem will have you thinking what is the point of this poem? This poem is a poem that you are getting sick of, but you can not stop reading this poem. This poem contains things that you want to know, this poem contains nothing. You want to know nothing. But you can not stop reading this poem, because you are curious about what will be said in the next line of this poem. This poem has you thinking that the author of this poem is crazy, that is what the poem has you thinking, that is what this poem should have you thinking. This poem really controls your mind, although it makes no sense. Yes! Your mind is controlled by something that makes no sense. And you say that you control your mind? You make no sense!!!!
Wade Wallace....


How do I impress a lady? Not just any lady but a real woman. One whom I`ve just met and I don`t even know her name yet. Is it the way I walk? The way I talk? They way I dress? Most people would fall short and say yes. But I don`t agree, so I can`t say yes. I`d rather wait for a smile and then I`d know she`s impressed.

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The Procrastinator`s Creed
The Procrastinator`s Creed: I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possiblity for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations. I truely believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given. If at first I don`t succeed, there is always next year. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

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